do you remember when you were 13 and thought ‘omg i’m a teenager now yes i’m going to party and be a rebel and kiss people and now you’re just
i cant even go outside because everyone wants to fuck me
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.